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Post by Dead By Dillight on Jun 7, 2017 8:33:45 GMT -6
(before I begin I would like comments on my Camp Memories story. I would appreciate to know if you guys like it.
So here's my prototype opening set up.
Hi there, you're in big trouble. You're probably wondering what I mean by that. Well right now, you are in what is known as the Terrorverse, the world of Horror Movies. In your hand is a guide I have written on my many travels here. How you got here is irrelevent, you got here, and now your is in constant danger if you do the slightest dumbest thing. You're at the mercy of the Horror Gods, or what you would call writers in your world. Your point is to survive every scenario you are thrown in. I apologize if this sounds blunt, and you're probably in denial. However, think about it, you were probably minding your own business watching a horror movie than suddenly you blacked out, and you ended up in school...yet all the students are basically super models. They act like...cliches. For example: On my first go around I asked "What time it is" my response was "It's time crush pussy bro! WOOO!"
That is sign number one that you aren't in reality. My guide will help you survive but I can tell you basic common sense rules and maybe dispell a myth or two.
1. If you're female dress conservatively. I know that sounds fucked up, but in the Terrorverse boobs are like radar for the horrors. You dress like a slut, well...I hope you are spoken fondly at a Terrorverse funeral.
2. If you're a male, don't act like a douchebag. Let me explain, in the Terrorverse it's about pleasing a horror audience especially in the Slasher Sub Genre. Act like an asshole and nothing will save from your audience pleasing death.
3. Lets talk about Sex. You know the rule, you bone you die. That's actually slightly true. I mean people have to have been born you know. Sex is dangerous in the Horror verse no doubt about, but if it's in the privacy of your own home you might MIGHT have a chance of living. Public Sex, you might as well be digging your own grave while you do the deed. I hope it's worth it.
4. THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE! Find out what Sub-Genre you're in. Horror has many MANY sub-genres: Slasher, Demonic Possession, Ghost Movies, Tapes that Kill, Zombie Apocolypses, Sci Fi Horror, Vampire, Werewolf, Man Made Monsters, ect. ect. Finding out that sub-genre will save your life!
5. Know the Icons. In the Terrorverse, those in the movies are real. Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, the Ring Girl, Annabelle the Doll, you NAME IT and it's real. If you know you're going to Camp Crystal Lake. When everyone else in the movie is being hacked to bits, you get out of there because you might have been a badass in the real world, but you're not in the real world. Fighting these icons will KILL YOU.
These are just five examples, there are multiple ways to deal with them and hope to god that you can. Some survival stuff is just common sense, for example the one time you can be a badass is in a possessed doll movie. You're at least four times its side, kick the crap out of it! It's a DOLL. If you lose the fight, that's just humiliating.
Be careful out there, and look at my guide please...I want you to live. This...is your life now.
- The Man In Black: How to Survive in the Terrorverse.
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