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Facina?
Oct 21, 2020 18:24:51 GMT -6
Post by He-Qui, Master of the Uniberse on Oct 21, 2020 18:24:51 GMT -6
This is post rant Equi speaking, sorry for this but I'm not backing down, this needs to be said so it's out there.
I'mma keep it real wit'chu chief, FUCK all that. I'm gonna address these in order so I don't go into a jumbled rant with a lot of fucks thrown in, though that last part will probably still happen.
"Andy driving Kenny out to early: It should have happened, the Black Dirt is fine, if a little OP in my opinion, but it's fine for what it is." "The Black Dirt being very OP: Look, I'm down for a threat. However, Kenny became so untouchable it was boring. Not to mention this leads my main problem."
Fuck Andy and his plot armor ass, legit, him and Jason both. Kenny has gotten ZERO wins all thread. EVERYTHING HE DID DIDN'T COUNT OR MEAN ANYTHING. Come to the meeting with assassins in wait because he was down to kill Andy and figured Andy would try to kill him too? Andy's car gets blown up and he magically flies over to people who help him recover in no time, other than sparking the underground war this accomplished nothing. Andy had no long term consequences from being in an exploding car, he didn't even swerve and only get clipped by it or anything, he just straight up jumped out of a car in 3 seconds, got sent flying by an explosion, and after a doctor poked him a couple of times he was good. I have been holding them BACK because there's no real explanation for why Jason or Andy aren't dead yet with how many times they could've just been shot in the head while they were yucking it up out in the open. Kenny stayed hidden for a reason, because just like when Brett tried to assassinate Andy, you have falconettie dudes teleport into the exact areas they are to show Andy is just better. You might say "Oh but Andy DID get kidnapped, so it worked!" No, Skyla got the win, Brett and his guys had to fake their deaths because after I used the logical conclusion of "You can't really try and ambush them like that and not actually shoot, they'll just shoot you as soon as you pop up since they already had their guns out." you just had more dudes magically appear, Andy shoot a bullet through buildings at them while standing out in the open, everything possible to not let them get a single win ever. I'm absolutely baffled you didn't just have more goons teleport behind Skyla when she tried to threaten the kid and just magic her weapons off her and knock her out, you did just about everything else there.
And that's just the fucking START OF IT, isn't that fun? Not to mention the other minor incidents, or the later massive glaring ones. Let's go ahead and do that though. Kenny and Rose devise a very well thought out assassination plan against Falconettie and his capos. Rose, who we have already established they blindly trust for no good reason, begins to explain to them how Kenny thinks because she knows him and can help them understand how to beat them, Falconettie magically knows she's a traitor anyway and EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING ROOM KNOWS that bullets are gonna come flying out of one specific direction right as it happens and they all get behind cover after it already happens, not a single person getting injured or killed except Rose who was scripted to get shot during it to show she's not a traitor. Nobody cares about this factor at all, Rose is branded a traitor and dudes with sniper rifles magically appear everywhere to murder everyone, I have to steal some of your characters' plot armor for Brett to have him flex his assassin muscles and outshoot your random goons who are suddenly super professionals whenever it's against me, including Brett saying "fuck this" and just C4ing the building, you having a sniper somehow snipe a C4 into not working, and an argument results in me just having to nix that idea because it's clear you refuse to have your characters suffer any consequences at any point no matter how clever or creative we try to be. AND THEN FALCONETTIE JUST LETS JASON KILL HIM SO FUCK ME I GUESS GOTTA MAKE SURE THERE'S NO POSSIBLE WAY FOR KENNY TO GET THAT WIN, GIVE IT TO JASON QUICK
And speaking of the later on ones, was it two or three times you tried to have Maria and/or Sapphire just magically crack the entire code of Skyla's disappearance, linking people with zero visible connection to the black dirt to the black dirt, finding tunnels after I specified the destruction/hiding of most of them in the event of the martial law, and even just having your characters constantly refer to Brett's unique group members as Black Dirt constantly despite, again, zero connection visible? Andy coming up with the most bullshit of bullshit reasonings instantly for why Set's deception of Skyla doesn't work? "HuRRPFFFF WHY DIDN'T SHE CHANGE NUMBER" "So you could call me if you needed to, and you'd know it was me when I called?" "GOTTA BE FAKE MMHMHMHM FAKE SKYLA FAKE SKYLA SHE'S KIDNAPPED I KNEW IT" Boy, sure it fun trying to write intrigue whenever you're involved. That'll lead well into that whole "Naru and Equi show" thing later, trust me. But first, lets talk about how excited I was for around where we stopped the first time. A culmination of cooperation between everyone, where Kenny FINALLY gets to use his personal expertise and resources to get a SINGLE FUCKING WIN for ONCE IN THIS GOD-FORSAKEN THREAD. Itsumi provides the codes to Jonathan who has been tasked with befriending her by Brett's own personal side work aside from Kenny (BECAUSE HIS GROUP ISNT FUCKING TIED WITH THE BLACK DIRT PROPEERLTYFFFFFFFF) for his own personal plans for Skyla (This'll play into #6 and why you really didn't need to say you didn't pay attention to my side of stuff, because this really told it all) to disable Carpinello's ace up his sleeve, the coup de grâce that would solidify his win against everyone, all but completely ruined by their cooperation, and at which point his men raiding the facility would take control of the situation and allow Tyler free reign to do what he needed to do to his father. Kenny plays it smart, working with everyone to solidify his own control and snuff out the biggest problem of the moment, to him and everyone else. What do I get instead? jason continually ruining it by trying to do his own thing, Naru being VERY merciful and having Jason shot in a way that doesn't guarantee his death by raw stupidity trying to stand up, gloat, and then fist fight(? ? ? ?) a dude holding a gun standing at a distance looking at them. Andy sneaking off with that stupid fucking "WE JUST GO UNDER THE FLOOR AND UNDER THE TABLE THEN CRAWL BACK UP WITH GUNS GUYZZZZ ITS AN INCREDIBLE PLAN" idea that was established to not work, but we'll get to later where you went ahead and just said Andy did it anyway, because Andy and his plot armor you know. Anyway, all that happens, and while this goes on and it becomes harder and harder to justify him not just killing everyone in the room because one already tried to attack him and another snuck off, I'm just trying to work this toward a satisfying end so I can get one fucking win for Kenny then kill off all my characters and quit the thread, because that's how much I hate how that thread treated me. It legit felt like punishment to have to post on that thread, and the one time I was happy, trying my best to enjoy it and have one thing go in my way for once? Thread dies. Then we go ahead and just skip all that, cut out everything involving Kenny getting a win because fuck me I guess, Tyler unceremoniously kills Carpinello and the whole thing feels like dogshit, I try to justify some reason for Kenny to not just kill Jason then and there, then you bring it back to Andy and make andy the focus by having him just go ahead and having some stuff snuck in by the tunnels anyway despite us establishing carpinello had people in those tunnels watching for that stuff, so Andy can burn down the building and be the big winner here. Then I roll it back to "Oh hey I already have assasins PRESENT IN AND AROUND THE BUILDING WELL ESTABLISHED THROUGH MULTIPLE POSTS IN-THREAD, and they attempt to assassinate Andy. Does Andy die? No. Does any face any REAL consequence? Of course not. Tyler wins, Andy wins, Kenny gets a consolation prize that means absolutely nothing because we didn't even get a moment of peace, not even a "Hey good job Kenny you really pulled through" or some shit other than Tyler who is practically contractually obligated to or Kenny would kill him because Naru doesn't hyper plot armor her characters and understands stupid decisions beget serious consequences in a proper story. So yeah, I don't want to hear a single 'nother thing EVER AGAIN about the Black dirt being OP. They are an international assassin organization as I've been establishing, Kenny being at its head, and they have been allowed to do less than Falconettie random jobbers.
Also, this all happened purely because you auto-hit Kenny with Jason at the start of the thread for zero reason because you wanted to make Jason a big OP anime hero in a realistic thread, especially with that stupid fucking "don't talk, shoot" thing you posted, when you later did the exact thing many, many times in much more severe fashion. Lets not act like you haven't treated my characters like shit since the beginning of the thread. 255 pages.
Now, with that aside, lets continue. Violet's death, ehh. Killing characters always hurts when they're well written, but if we just undo it then does any of our writing to that degree even matter anymore? I'm tired of things having consequences in threads, us not liking the consequences, then redoing entire chunks of the thread for it. Same with Aska's death. Don't do an on-screen death with far-reaching consequences for the story if you're gonna regret it and wanna do it all over again later. Characters that die then un-die are garbage 95% of the time because they ruin their own emotional death scene, prove me wrong.
Jason's multiple deaths/resurrections: See my point above. Jason should've just died, fuck him, I'm so sick of his existence and how OP he is for no fucking reason. Random-ass biker taking on assassin organizations, gang wars, can't just shoot him in the head and kill him while he's putzing around in the open like I should, no, then I'm the bad guy for trying to ruin everyone's fun in the thread. Glad everyone else gets to have fun with their characters I guess.
The naru and equi show: I HATE YOUR FUCKING CHARACTERS DUUUUUDE, I HATE THEM. Straight up. Every time I try to do anything involving them, I get meta gamed to fuck, auto-hit, ignored, or one-upped. Why would I have EVER wanted to keep interacting with your characters when Every. Single. Interaction. was just cock and ball torture in verbal form? Every time I involved you in something, something bad had to happen against me just to solidify I wasn't allowed to have fun in that thread. Not to mention if you look back at many other threads at that time, you and naru went on huge posting sprees without me, and I let you because I knew sometimes I just didn't have anything to do in that thread. Hell, sometimes I just didn't want to be in that thread. Okay, a lot of times. I just stuck through it because I didn't want to ruin the fun for you guys, and I hate myself anyway so it didn't matter, I use my anger to motivate me to work and Facina gave me a great deal of motivation to get things done. If your characters weren't so consistently awful to mine maybe I would've interacted with them more. That's the reason you quit WoD, isn't it? My characters ruining the fun for yours? I endured 255 pages of that here, being baited repeatedly into thinking I'd get SOMETHING only to get shafted once more and once more. I'm still salty about Aska auto-killing those dudes of Kenny's at the hospital, but Aska does paperwork as the leader of the Yakuza so it makes sense she can out-draw and kill two trained assassins ready and waiting to shoot anything that pulls a gun on them and I am forced once more to resist the urge to just kill her instantly like she deserved to be, especially moments later with Brett after confirming they must've been killed. Oh yeah, that reminds me of another win Kenny didn't get. Aska meta-finds all of Kenny's hideouts and shit and plants bombs on them out of nowhere, I am not allowed to do anything about it this win goes entirely to Skyla or I lose every character, wages war on the black dirt and betrays them and everything, then she kills herself too because Kenny can't be allowed to get that win either.
Now for the retcons. I'll try and be brief with most of these, I realize this is rather long already.
#1 No, see above.
#2 No, see above
#3 K
#4 Their goal, once again for all the times across the thread, chat, everything, that I have ever had to say this: The goal of the black dirt is not to be a criminal organization, it is to get rid of criminal organizations, reduce crime to normal levels in major crime areas, then disappear somewhere else to do it again.
#5 For the first half I don't even give a shit anymore, for the second part with brett and skyla, no and see below.
#6 First, fuck Andy. Second, boiling it all down to "Skyla dumps Andy for Brett" ignores the entire premise of what Brett is doing. He's manipulating her, using these little tidbits of "Andy betrayed you", "he and the little girl worked together to manipulate you, it's subtle but doesn't it make sense?" and "Maybe I do enjoy your company, I might want to work with you in the future." to play on their past unsteady alliances and consistent senses of morality, at least on their surfaces. Brett is manipulating her into joining him just like he has everyone else on his team, as is becoming more clear the more we learn the backstories of each of his crew members, and he'll only really fall for her later once he accepts he's never going to have a chance with Kenny, at which point he needs to contend with what hes done against her, even if she doesn't know it, and even if she DOES reciprocate those feelings. There's a lot more to it than a love triangle and murderous ex, and fuck Andy anyway. He fell for Rose in milliseconds, same with Skyla, yet he's being played as incredibly loyal and focused on only her when it makes more sense that he's a floozy that easily falls in love, because that's definitely how he looks, and that's how Brett is selling it.
#7 Fuck both of them
#8 fuck Sapphire, she's another one that keeps flexing how she's secretly just the black dirt but better in-thread, with you giving her military weapons and shit and being like "hurrhurr don't shoot me I have snipers outside" despite the bulletproof glass that Jason and Kim can break with their fists using anime power and shit so who gives a fuck really, but fuck Sapphire
#9 I honestly don't remember fuck all about Kelly because she's just Kim 2.0 (without the ability to heal 2 broken legs in 2 weeks, until you need her regeneration factor to kick in I guess)
#10 No
#11 Imagine feeling included or wanted in Facina, couldn't be me
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